First apple: You look down in the dumps. What
First apple: You look down in the dumps. Whats eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.
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Popularity: 3% [?]
Archive for January, 2007
Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a
“Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say “”I couldve done that.”””
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How much deeper would the ocean be without sp
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot then
“A man walks into a bar and orders a shot then looks into his pocket. he does this over and over again. finally the bartender asks why he orders a shot and after drinking it he looks into his pocket. the man responded “” i have a picture of my wife in there”
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Ive been shopping for my wifes birthday prese
Ive been shopping for my wifes birthday present. What did you get her? A bottle of expensive toilet water. It cost 20. 20! Why didnt you come to my house - you could have had some of ours for free!
Popularity: 4% [?]
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Q.How many blondes does it take to change a l
Q.How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?A. 3. 1 to find the bulb, 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
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Whats the definition of a cannibal?Some who g
Whats the definition of a cannibal?Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
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Did you hear about the boy who was known as F
Did you hear about the boy who was known as Fog ?He was dense and wet !
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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb o
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!
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Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the
“Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about old times.One says to the other, “”Darling, do you remember the minuet?””The other replies, “”Sweetheart, I cant even remember the ones I screwed!”””
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Popularity: 3% [?]