Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! Look, Mum! No teeth!
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“A old snake goes to see his Doctor. “”Doc, I need something for my eyes…cant see well these days””. The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor hes very depressed. Do”
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Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.
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“A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into every car and then rubbing the roofs of the cars. The manager comes out of the bar and stops the guy. “”What the heck are you doing?”” he asks the drunk. “”Im looking for my car, and I”
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The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor. However kindly the neighbor might have been, he was undoubtedly a coward. When a bull charged towards them one day, he abandoned the blind man. The bull, puzzled by a lack of fe
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Why You Need Insurance by Justin Case
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“Employer: “”In this job we need someone who is responsible.””Applicant: “”Im the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”””
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Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?No you can have turkey like everyone else !
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Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins.
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Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common?A: Theyre intended for children, but its the men who usually end up playing with them.
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