Tentang Computers

What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone box? Stuck.
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“The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient.””This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to choose from for your new heart.””The patient is pleased. He asks, “”What were their jobs?””””One was a teacher and the other was an accounta”
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“A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “”Would you like to dance?””The girl says, “”I dont like this song, but even if I did, I wouldnt dance with you.””The guy says, “”Im sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants.”””
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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run - she is still holding the grenade!
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The Millionaire by Ivor Fortune
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“Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?””I ought to be able to. Ive had ten different jobs in four months.”
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What do gnomes fear most about Christmas?Theyre afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!
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“A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. “”Theres a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morning.”” “”Who shall I call,”” her husband asked, “”police or ambulance?”””
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Why are condoms like cameras? -they both capture the moment.
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