Archive for May, 2007

What do you get if you cross an apple with a

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?A pineapple !
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You never get anything right, complained the

You never get anything right, complained the teacher. What kind of job do you think youll get when you leave school ?Well, I want to be the weather girl on TV.
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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?Ten ants !
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Wi

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Witch Doctor Barbie …with potions and face paints
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Q: What do Blondes say after sex?A1: Thanks G

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?A1: Thanks Guys.A2: Are you boys all in the same band?A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
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The Strongmanby Everhard Muscles

The Strongmanby Everhard Muscles
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A man goes out and buys the best car availabl

A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it runs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, stops for a red light. An old man on […]

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A group of mountain climbers once heard Fathe

A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past.They must have had sharp ears!They were mountain-ears!
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What kind of party do prisoners in jail like

What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all.A going-away party.
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A couple decided that the only way to have a

A couple decided that the only way to have a quickie while their ten-year- old son was in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and let him give a running report on what was going on in the neighbourhood. So the boy stood on the balcony and rep
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