“A man took his dog to the vets and asked the vet to completely remove the dogs tail. The vet confused said “”Why do you want me to do that? the dogs tail is perfectly healthy.”” The man replied “”Well the wifes mother comes this weekend and I want to make su”
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I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, youll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it forward, it installs NT 4.0!
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An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The weather was too bad in New York to allow his usual on time departure. The weather in New York finally cleared and the pilot asked forhis departure clearance. He was very dis
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Adam: How did Mummy know you hadnt had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
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Q. Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle after only 6 months?A. Because on the box it said: From 2-4 years.
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Teacher: Whats this a picture of ?Class: Dont know, Miss.Teacher: Its a kangaroo.Class: Whats a kangaroo, miss ?Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of Australia.Smallest boy: Wow, my sisters married one of them
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What is an autobiography? The life story of an automobile.
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Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck?A: Trying to save both faces.
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What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes.
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“A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how shed do. The blonde did so and competely duffed the shot. The pro said “”Your swing is good but youre gripping the club too hard - grip the club gently as”
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