After the fire-truck arrived at a burning building in a small Spanish town, the firemen observed a man dressed in a matadors costume prancing around on the roof. Four of the firemen held a safety-net and urged him to escape from the burning building by ju
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“Me: “”What is that noise?”” Customer: “”Hey Martinez!! Im on the phone! Cut it out!”” Me: “”What was that?”” Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Customer: “”Its from a device.”” Me: “”What kind of device?”” Customer: “”I dont know.”” Me: “”Like a fax machine or someth”
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Pilot: Tower, theres a runway light burning. Tower: Im sure there must be dozens of lights burning.Pilot: Sorry, I mean its smoking.
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Fred keeps telling me that hes going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And youve been engaged for such a long time!
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Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
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Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go?Heidelburg-er, Germany!
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Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk?Motorist: Its too dangerous on the street.
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Q: Did you know that Clintons cat can play Chess?A: Inside Information: The cat isnt really all that good at Chess. The last time they played best of five, Clinton won three games to two.
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“Vampire 1: “”I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died.”” Vampire 2: “”How awful!”” Vampire 1: “”Yes. Fortunately, I found some in the neck of time.”””
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“Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new “”Stealth Condom?””A: “”Theyll never see you coming.”””
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