Q: Whats black and dangerous and lives in a t
Q: Whats black and dangerous and lives in a tree?A: A gorilla with a machine gun.
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Archive for September, 2007
To err is human: but to really mess things up
To err is human: but to really mess things up requires a computer.
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All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me
“All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would always take the time to answer any of our stupid first-timer questions.One guy asked, “”If our chute doesnt open, and the reserve doesnt ope”
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Two friends who lived in the town were chatti
“Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. “”Ive just bought a pig,”” said the first. “”But where will you keep it?”” said the second. “”Your yards much too small for a pig!”” “”Im going to keep it under my bed,”” replied his friend. “”But what about the sme”
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Q: What thoughts do Blondes have after readin
Q: What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?A: None, as usual… and they most likely didnt understand them either.
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When can you count on a hamburger in an emerg
When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?When the chips are down!
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A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66
“A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and the CB crackles to life . “”Hey Roadway driver whos the two biggest poofs in America?”” comes from the CB.The Roadway driver replies . “”I dont know”” .The other trucker says “” You “
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Q: Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft
Q: Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?A: To promote off-shore drilling.
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What did the werewolf eat after hed had his t
What did the werewolf eat after hed had his teeth taken out? The dentist.
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A husband and wife were having dinner at a ve
“A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says shell see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, “”Who the hell was “
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