There was a guy walking down the street in San Francisco, and he tripped over an old looking oil lamp. He picked it up and hid it under his jacket, because he thought it was priceless. While he was running to the antique shop to cash this puppy in, it rub
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Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on?Pupil: No, Miss, the dress youre wearing looks fine.
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Whats yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.
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Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?He wanted to see how long he slept.
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“While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not.I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, “”I wonder why?””The blonde replied, “”Must be be”
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Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?Who knows - maybe theyre picklish!
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What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold?An extra muffler.
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Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you cant get your jeans over your thighs.
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Why didnt the dentist ask his secretary out?…He was already taking out a tooth
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Doctor, Doctor Im on a diet and its making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.Oh dear, thats a lot of calories!
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