Men are like placemats. They only show up whe
Men are like placemats. They only show up when theres food on the table.
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Archive for December, 2007
Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?B
Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?Because they always have their noses in other peoples business!
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Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main s
“Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. “”Say,”” said Dewey, “”Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin ta night school ta take Spanish lessons. How cum?”” “”Uh huh,”” answered Odell. “”We went and adopted us a little Mexican baby, and we wanna be able ta u”
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What birds spend all their time on their knee
What birds spend all their time on their knees ? Birds of prey !
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Did you hear about the blonde who took an hou
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
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Well, children, said the cannibal cooking tea
“Well, children, said the cannibal cooking teacher. “”What did you make of the new English teacher?”” “”Burgers, maam.”””
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How do you know that cats are sensitive creat
How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures?They never cry over spilt milk !
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Did you hear about the farmer who lost contro
Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he hurt the cows? No, he just grazed them!
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What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?
What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?Sexual harassment.
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Doctor, Doctor I think Im an electric eelThat
Doctor, Doctor I think Im an electric eelThats shocking!
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