Archive for January, 2008

What happens when ducks fly upside down ? The

What happens when ducks fly upside down ? They quack up !
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Which big cat should you never play cards wit

Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !
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What did one dairy cow say to another?Got mil

What did one dairy cow say to another?Got milk?
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What do you get when you cross an Owl and a R

What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?A cock that stays up all night.
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A nurse was showing some student nurses throu

“A nurse was showing some student nurses through the hospital. “”This will be the most hazardous section in the hospital for you. The men on this floor are almost well.”””
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What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?Get a tame one and annoy it !
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Many years ago, a fishermans wife blessed her

“Many years ago, a fishermans wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the children very much, but couldnt think of what to name their children. Finally, after several days, the fisherman said, “”Lets not decide on names right now. If we wait a l”
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Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you for a

Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you for a green rabbit.
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Two guys were out hunting, but they werent ge

“Two guys were out hunting, but they werent getting any ducks. “”What do you think the problem is?”” one man asked his companion. “”I dunno,”” came the reply, “”Maybe we arent throwing the dog up high enough.”””
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Our website should have more colour, more gam

Our website should have more colour, more games, more sound!Look, what more do you want? Blood?
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