Why did the chick disappoint his mother ? He
Why did the chick disappoint his mother ? He wasnt what he was cracked up to be !
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Archive for February, 2008
What do you call it when cows do battle in ou
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.
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A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They t
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around herapartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears.Hundreds of small bears o
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How many nurses does it take to screw in a li
How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb?None - They just have a nursing assistant do it.
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How do you stop an angry elephant from chargi
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?Take away its credit cards !
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What do you call a fish with no eyes ? Fish !
What do you call a fish with no eyes ? Fish !
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Customer: Couldnt you see I was going bald?Ba
Customer: Couldnt you see I was going bald?Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.
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Did you hear about the fool who keeps going r
“Did you hear about the fool who keeps going round saying “”no””? No. Oh, so its you!”
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Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com?No, Ill ket
Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com?No, Ill ketchup with it later.
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Knock KnockWhos there !China !China who?China
Knock KnockWhos there !China !China who?China late, isnt it? !
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